I have to be up tomorrow at 6:30 so I can get to work by 7. In what world is being awake this early allowed?!
“I pray to the birds because I believe they will carry the messages of my heart upward. I pray to them because I believe in their existence, the way their songs begin and end each day–the invocations and benedictions of Earth. I pray to the birds because they remind me of what I love rather than what I fear. And at the end of my prayers, they teach me how to listen.”
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m sorry what.
(via tyleroakley)
Omg the squeak!! Also, DRIP DRYING!?!?!?!? This is the cutest thingEvery time I hear that sloth squeak at 0:22 I nearly shit myself with glee!
This is so precious it’s worth sitting through the advertisement ;)
Holy shit I thought this was Emma Watson.
(via crazylooneytunes)
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(via awksies)
:(((((((((((((((((((((oh ok
(via loveyourchaos)
I wish I was born a dogalways relevant.
